Lawyers as automobiles

Lawyers are like automobiles.
Some are made better than others.
Some run faster than others.
Others get better mileage.
Others carry more weight.
Most will get you wherever
You want to go.
They won't do anything
Until you give them the gas.
Some really burn the oil.
Some leak oil even when
They are standing still.
Most of the time
They just go where you want them to go.

I think I am a 56 Chevy.